Thanks to She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, we’ve been getting a hilarious and unexpected look at what the Marvel Cinematic Universe is capable of. The live-action series has included a surprising number of elements from 2008’s The Incredible Hulk, including Emil Blonsky / Abomination (Tim Roth), whose return has factored into the status quo of Jennifer Walters / She-Hulk (Tatiana Maslany) in some surprising ways, as she has to defend his parole hearing for work. In the series’ second episode, we learned that Blonsky has been writing haikus while incarcerated in jail over the years — and the show’s official Twitter account just brought them to light. On Monday, the She-Hulk account threatened to “leak” some of Blonsky’s haikus, and then did so in full force. You can check them out below.
My tiny ears hearthe storm and stirrings of timePain caused and carried
AbominationOr rehabilitationWho are we to judge?
Glass walls surround mePrisoner is what I amYet inside I’m free
If inside you feela rage uncontrollablejust breathe. Namaste
